WE HAVE POOP!!!!
Step 1: Assess the damage.
Step 2: Remove all the poop stuck to body parts using a sink because wipes are just not going to cut it.
Step 3: Bathe. Use your imagination
Step 4: Elation!!! Jump for joy and high five everyone you see for the rest of the day 'just because.'
Step 5: Relax. Enjoy the moment. Celebrate by sucking your fingers and holding your left knee cap in place while your mother looking lovingly on at the most amazing thing that has ever happened.
:)
1 comment:
That is some serious serious poop.
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